NyanDroid

I was bewrn on nyaa meow-ntain an by the time my eyes were opened, nye was alone. I thought "you gotta be kitten me" but no,  I  was a kitten me. Mye puriosity about mye family nearly killed me. I was struggling to keep tuna in my saucer, and got purrsuaded by the wrong litter. I started purrticipating in organized cat fights, making a little extra on the side dealing "The Nip". Things got furry when I started to paw into my own furpply. Befurr nye knew it, I was grooming cats in alleys for kibbles n' bits! It was clawful. I could tail it was time fur a change. I needed a way meowt... I was beaten, but nyte burroken, I was Defurmined to wage warfurr on da opurressors of the wurking kittens! I Scratched out mye old Clawsplay cape, and NyanDroid was Bewrn! Bad Doers, be afurraid.

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